December 22, 2011

Pull my Finger

OMG! I found the perfect gift for a certain someone who has a very particular…shall we say…interest. Ok, ok, it’s a fetish. And I was thinking there are more then just a few of you out there that can appreciate this particular fetish. Yes, I’m talking about a fart fetish. This has got to be on every ghost turd-loving person’s wish list (or at least it should be). Now, if you saw this and thought “Omg! I NEED to have that!”, then you should give me a jingle and I will toot a little sphincter song just for you. Have a Happy Holiday! Ella 1-888-430-2010
September 10, 2011

Dirty Mommy Needs to be Stuffed!

I think my son has finally figured out his mom is a slut. He asked me last night why his coach is always in my bedroom? I tried telling him I was just teaching his coach how to “pitch” but he just looked at me kind of confused and shrugged. I just can’t help myself, I LOVE to fuck and variety is the spice of life as they say. I like fucking his coach, his principal, and our next-door neighbor’s husband…… my favorite recently was my son’s friend’s dad who came by to pick him up for carpool the other morning when I was super horny. You would be amazed at just how quick 2 people can fuck when a car full of kiddos is waiting for them and honking the horn outside. Quickies are definitely quite exhilarating! So anyways this bad party girl mommy loves to be stuffed in all my slutty holes……..do you by chance have something you could stuff me with?   Dirty Mommy Maggie 1*888*430*2010
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