December 22, 2011

Pull my Finger

OMG! I found the perfect gift for a certain someone who has a very particular…shall we say…interest. Ok, ok, it’s a fetish. And I was thinking there are more then just a few of you out there that can appreciate this particular fetish. Yes, I’m talking about a fart fetish. This has got to be on every ghost turd-loving person’s wish list (or at least it should be). Now, if you saw this and thought “Omg! I NEED to have that!”, then you should give me a jingle and I […]
September 10, 2011

Dirty Mommy Needs to be Stuffed!

I think my son has finally figured out his mom is a slut. He asked me last night why his coach is always in my bedroom? I tried telling him I was just teaching his coach how to “pitch” but he just looked at me kind of confused and shrugged. I just can’t help myself, I LOVE to fuck and variety is the spice of life as they say. I like fucking his coach, his principal, and our next-door neighbor’s husband…… my favorite recently was my son’s friend’s dad who […]
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