April 18, 2010

Girlie Girl Words

I love foo foo girlie things. I also love to scrap book, I just started doing this, and I have the buried dinning room table to prove it. I ran across these today and I am certainly going to purchase them. They will go into my scrapbook nicely. Do you have any favorite words that someone would be considered girlie? Liz 1-888-430-2010
April 11, 2010

Don’t Swat A Fly

This is a just a silly song that I sing to myself sometimes. It always manages to put a smile on my face and even makes me laugh a little every time I hear it or sing it. I was just a kid when my daddy said to me Son there’s much to learn in this life. And so there beneath a tree, he sat me on his knee He said there’s dangers in this world So follow my advice. Don’t swat a fly that’s landed on a pitbull Don’t play with your new chainsaw in the tub Don’t give a dozen roses to your girlfriend Especially if your wife just bought a gun. And don’t ever date your father’s cousin’s sister In case she is your uncle’s brother’s wife. And don’t leave your Grandpa all alone at Hooter’s Unless you got insurance on his life. And don’t ever give Viagara to a Rooster. He’ll cock-a-doodle-doo till he explodes. And don’t ask you in-laws over for a dinner Unless you’re sure they’ll all fit in the stove.. And don’t take your kids to visit dear old Grandma Unless they don’t mind digging all night long. And don’t swat a fly that’s landed on a pitbull Unless you aren’t too drunk enough to run. And don’t ever put pure jet fuel in your tractor Cause now your cousin Junior’s on the moon. They say he left a trail of anti-matter and NASA said he won’t be back real soon. And don’t take advice unless it’s from your daddy Even if your mother says you ain’t my son. And don’t swat a fly that’s landed on a pitbull Unless you aren’t too drunk enough to run Unless you aren’t too drunk enough to run. Mommy Lizabeth 1-888-430-2010
April 11, 2010

Don't Swat A Fly

This is a just a silly song that I sing to myself sometimes. It always manages to put a smile on my face and even makes me laugh a little every time I hear it or sing it. I was just a kid when my daddy said to me Son there’s much to learn in this life. And so there beneath a tree, he sat me on his knee He said there’s dangers in this world So follow my advice. Don’t swat a fly that’s landed on a pitbull Don’t play with your new chainsaw in the tub Don’t give a dozen roses to your girlfriend Especially if your wife just bought a gun. And don’t ever date your father’s cousin’s sister In case she is your uncle’s brother’s wife. And don’t leave your Grandpa all alone at Hooter’s Unless you got insurance on his life. And don’t ever give Viagara to a Rooster. He’ll cock-a-doodle-doo till he explodes. And don’t ask you in-laws over for a dinner Unless you’re sure they’ll all fit in the stove.. And don’t take your kids to visit dear old Grandma Unless they don’t mind digging all night long. And don’t swat a fly that’s landed on a pitbull Unless you aren’t too drunk enough to run. And don’t ever put pure jet fuel in your tractor Cause now your cousin Junior’s on the moon. They say he left a trail of anti-matter and NASA said he won’t be back real soon. And don’t take advice unless it’s from your daddy Even if your mother says you ain’t my son. And don’t swat a fly that’s landed on a pitbull Unless you aren’t too drunk enough to run Unless you aren’t too drunk enough to run. Mommy Lizabeth 1-888-430-2010