You know what I love best about being an adult baby mommy? Feeding my little ones, that’s what. And I like to make my own baby food. Today I’m pureeing sweet potatoes and beets. Yes, you read that correctly. I said beets. But if you’re a good boy and eat your beets, I’ve got brownies for dessert. If you’re lucky, I’ll let you sample my melons. How does that sound? But remember, you have to be good and eat everything mommy feeds you. What are your favorite baby foods? Or are you a titty baby? There’s no shame in preferring mommy’s milk. In fact, I like to snuggle with my breastfeeding abies at lunchtime and just concentrate on the warm sensations feeding the AB creates in my belly. But careful with those teeth. Mommy’s nipples are very sensitive, but as long as you’re gentle you can suck as long as you want. And you know when you drink lots of mommy’s yummy milk you’re going to wet your diaper. When baby wets his diaper he’s going to need a change. If mommy changes you, she’s going to leave you with a smile. When mommy Josie makes you smile, you’re going to want to call again.