Your wife has been getting on your case again about wanting a baby. You keep telling her that it won’t be happening any time soon. They cost so much money and you work too much as it is. She pouts and glares but your mind is set.

One day you come home late from a company happy hour. Your wife wants you to sit down and listen to what she has to say. She doesn’t care what your opinion is- she wants a baby. Right now! She straps a bonnet on your head and shoves a pacifier in your mouth. She’s thrown away all your expensive suits and replaced them with towers of disposable adult diapers and fuzzy onesies.

No more ‘man cave’ either. She’s redecorated the den into a proper nursery. The walls are freshly painted in pastel colors and a huge crib sits in the middle of the room. You’re going to be her big adult baby- forever!

Call Mommy Lauren at 888*938*7382