January 4, 2012

That Time of Year!!!!

It’s the time of year when everyone turns their attention toward the Superbowl. Personally, I’m not a football fan. A couple of years ago I became a New Orleans Saints fan because I like their team emblem–the fleur de lis. Yes, that’s how I picked my favorite team. From the emblem on their jersey’s. What can I say? I’m not a sports fan and I’m a natural blonde. But at least I’m entertaining. One thing about the Superbowl I do like is the half-time show. I drooled over Bruce Springsteen. […]
December 31, 2011

Patient Role Play at Phone a Mommy

    You are overdue for a check-up! You better call Phone a Mommy’s very own Nurse Betty for a Patient Role Play! You are full of toxins and need a cleansing and as your personal Nurse I know just what your body needs. I know all about you actually, I know all your sensitive spots, each delicate orifice and every inch of your body inside and out. You are so very lucky to have Nurse Betty as your personal Nurse here at Phone a Mommy, all the personalized attention […]
December 28, 2011

There was an Old Woman…

Do you like nursery rhymes as much as I do?   Well here is my take on an old favorite:   There was an old woman, who lived in a shoe, She had some bad boys but knew what to do. She put them in dresses, all pretty in pink, And showed all the neighbors, and asked what they think. And just when they thought, things could not get worse, She put them in diapers, completing the curse. So heed this strong warning, to all who are sulky, I’ll make […]
December 25, 2011

Sissy Exposed over Webcam

All you little sissy sluts out there grab your toys and put on your sexiest dress, it is time for your lesson. We need to give you some cocksucking lessons before the year is up and I know you are just salvating at the thought of having that plump massive piece of meat in your mouth. I will give your instructions when you call and as I watch you on cam. So my nasty little cum sluts cum and get your lesson! Mizz Rebecca 1 888 430 2010
December 22, 2011

Pull my Finger

OMG! I found the perfect gift for a certain someone who has a very particular…shall we say…interest. Ok, ok, it’s a fetish. And I was thinking there are more then just a few of you out there that can appreciate this particular fetish. Yes, I’m talking about a fart fetish. This has got to be on every ghost turd-loving person’s wish list (or at least it should be). Now, if you saw this and thought “Omg! I NEED to have that!”, then you should give me a jingle and I […]
December 17, 2011

Diaper Pail Cleaned

All I want for Christmas is my diaper pail cleaned, Yes, all I want for Christmas is my diaper pail cleaned Diaper pail cleaned, my diaper pal cleaned. All I need for Christmas is a brother whose a dweeb, Yes, all I want for Christmas is a brother whose a dweeb a brother who is a dweeb, a brother whose a dweeb. All I want for Christmas a brother who is a dweeb. So that he can be my slave and be the one who gets my diaper pail cleaned! […]
December 15, 2011

Upside Down

I love this pic!  With all the rushing and baking and shopping going on during this final leg before Christmas, I can sometimes feel like this tree – turned completely upside down, LOL!  You all know what I’m talking about!  And sometimes it’s hard to remember what this time of the year is about – family and friends and loved ones and sharing and enjoying the warmth and love of each other’s company.  So don’t forget to take a moment and breathe and just give a silent smile when Uncle […]
December 8, 2011

Be Careful What You Wish For

Sometimes I watch over boys that think they can sneak things by me – silly boys. Case in point: I was watching over one particular boy who would go next door to play. The boy there had a baby sister that was still in diapers, and when ever my charge would come back, he would scurry quickly by me and head directly to his room. He thought he was being so sneaky, that I wouldn’t notice what he was smuggling in under his jacket, but I knew! (the undeniable smell […]
December 3, 2011

Star Light, Star Bright, Mommy Lauren is Watching Over You Tonight

At night, when you get all diapered up before placing the warmest, softest jammies that you have one. I want you to think of me. Why? Because your Mommy Lauren is watching over you tonight, and every night. When you crawl under those covers, pulling them up tight and snug around you, I want you to think that those are my arms holding you tight. As you sigh a happy sigh of contentment as your head touches your pillow, I want you to think of how it felt to rest […]
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