December 22, 2011

Pull my Finger

OMG! I found the perfect gift for a certain someone who has a very particular…shall we say…interest. Ok, ok, it’s a fetish. And I was thinking there are more then just a few of you out there that can appreciate this particular fetish. Yes, I’m talking about a fart fetish. This has got to be on every ghost turd-loving person’s wish list (or at least it should be). Now, if you saw this and thought “Omg! I NEED to have that!”, then you should give me a jingle and I […]
December 17, 2011

Diaper Pail Cleaned

All I want for Christmas is my diaper pail cleaned, Yes, all I want for Christmas is my diaper pail cleaned Diaper pail cleaned, my diaper pal cleaned. All I need for Christmas is a brother whose a dweeb, Yes, all I want for Christmas is a brother whose a dweeb a brother who is a dweeb, a brother whose a dweeb. All I want for Christmas a brother who is a dweeb. So that he can be my slave and be the one who gets my diaper pail cleaned! […]
December 15, 2011

Upside Down

I love this pic!  With all the rushing and baking and shopping going on during this final leg before Christmas, I can sometimes feel like this tree – turned completely upside down, LOL!  You all know what I’m talking about!  And sometimes it’s hard to remember what this time of the year is about – family and friends and loved ones and sharing and enjoying the warmth and love of each other’s company.  So don’t forget to take a moment and breathe and just give a silent smile when Uncle […]
December 8, 2011

Be Careful What You Wish For

Sometimes I watch over boys that think they can sneak things by me – silly boys. Case in point: I was watching over one particular boy who would go next door to play. The boy there had a baby sister that was still in diapers, and when ever my charge would come back, he would scurry quickly by me and head directly to his room. He thought he was being so sneaky, that I wouldn’t notice what he was smuggling in under his jacket, but I knew! (the undeniable smell […]
December 3, 2011

Star Light, Star Bright, Mommy Lauren is Watching Over You Tonight

At night, when you get all diapered up before placing the warmest, softest jammies that you have one. I want you to think of me. Why? Because your Mommy Lauren is watching over you tonight, and every night. When you crawl under those covers, pulling them up tight and snug around you, I want you to think that those are my arms holding you tight. As you sigh a happy sigh of contentment as your head touches your pillow, I want you to think of how it felt to rest […]
November 30, 2011

Bedtime Ritual

  I love bedtime rituals – here is one of my favorites:   After a warm, soothing bath, I dry you with a towel still warm from the dryer, and powder you all up.  I slip you into fresh jammies, a clean diaper, and carry you to bed.  There, waiting for you, is your favorite blanky and teddy bear.   You snuggle down into the sheets, teddy in hand, as I tuck you safely into bed.  A bedtime story of your choosing is next, as your eyes grow heavy, and start […]
November 30, 2011

What I See In My ABDL's and Sissies

I know many of the ABDL’s and Sissies that I speak to, and come into contact with over IM or in the chatroom wonder deep down inside what we really think of you. I cannot not speak for all of us, but I can speak for myself when I say, I enjoy speaking to you and getting to know you. And I think if you ask anyone with whom I work with they will say the same thing. You see we do not see you as a freak, or having […]
November 30, 2011

What I See In My ABDL’s and Sissies

I know many of the ABDL’s and Sissies that I speak to, and come into contact with over IM or in the chatroom wonder deep down inside what we really think of you. I cannot not speak for all of us, but I can speak for myself when I say, I enjoy speaking to you and getting to know you. And I think if you ask anyone with whom I work with they will say the same thing. You see we do not see you as a freak, or having […]
November 26, 2011

New Rules for Pies Wet and Messy

How about getting wet and messy in another way then just in diapers, like perhaps a good old pie eating contest? Have any of you ever been in a food eating contest of any kind? I think I might like to be in a pie eating one. How about a good ol’ fashion pie throwing contest? Anyone up for that? If so, here are the new rules as follows. 1. You must be completely shaven and nude! 2. Plastic must cover the tiled floors for easy clean up. 3. A […]
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