June 27, 2011

Dickless Wonder

Good God, Put the Telescope away, It’s Unnecessary! Sorry Babe that just won’t do. Its Hard? No Fucking Way! OMG you’re kidding right? Did you seriously think your insignificant pindick would satisfy me? A gerbil maybe. But don’t get me wrong you may not be a complete waste of space, perhaps my personal slave if you deem yourself worthy. We’ll see how you do. Once the chore list is complete, run my bath water and dress in the clothes I left on my bed, don’t forget the collar. I have invited over my new Stud for my pleasure this evening. How are you at Cocksucking? Not to worry, practice makes perfect. How much entertainment you shall provide us as we mock and laugh hysterically at you attempting to pump that minute clitdick off! Sara 1888 430 2010
June 25, 2010

I’ve got the only Key!

Sung to the tune of Brand New Key by Melanie Safka, if your unfamiliar with the tune click the link above. I invited my new Master over last night He fucked me right on through till the break of daylight It often seems like you’re jealous of him but what’s a girl to do, when your dick is oh so limp, well You’ve got a brand new shiny chastity, I have the only key I think that we should get together and try them out you see I been lookin’ around awhile Cause You got Nothing for me Oh! You’ve got a brand new shiny chastity, I have the only key I’ve got your dick locked up cause it’s just way too small If you can’t please me, then I need someone to call For somebody who’s that tiny, you just haven’t got a clue What it takes to please a girl like me, sometin’ you can’t seem to do Oh yeah yeah, oh yeah yeah, Oh yeah yeah yeah, Oh yeah yeah yeah I asked my new male friends if you could sit n watch They said, yes… but you’ll have to suck some cock Oh! It often seems like you’re jealous of them but what’s a girl to do, when your dick is oh so limp, well You’ve got a brand new shiny chastity, I have the only key I think that we should get together and try it on to see La la la la la la la la, la la la la la la Oh! You’ve got a brand new shiny chastity, I have the only key. Mizz Rebecca 1 888 430 2010
June 25, 2010

I've got the only Key!

Sung to the tune of Brand New Key by Melanie Safka, if your unfamiliar with the tune click the link above. I invited my new Master over last night He fucked me right on through till the break of daylight It often seems like you’re jealous of him but what’s a girl to do, when your dick is oh so limp, well You’ve got a brand new shiny chastity, I have the only key I think that we should get together and try them out you see I been lookin’ around awhile Cause You got Nothing for me Oh! You’ve got a brand new shiny chastity, I have the only key I’ve got your dick locked up cause it’s just way too small If you can’t please me, then I need someone to call For somebody who’s that tiny, you just haven’t got a clue What it takes to please a girl like me, sometin’ you can’t seem to do Oh yeah yeah, oh yeah yeah, Oh yeah yeah yeah, Oh yeah yeah yeah I asked my new male friends if you could sit n watch They said, yes… but you’ll have to suck some cock Oh! It often seems like you’re jealous of them but what’s a girl to do, when your dick is oh so limp, well You’ve got a brand new shiny chastity, I have the only key I think that we should get together and try it on to see La la la la la la la la, la la la la la la Oh! You’ve got a brand new shiny chastity, I have the only key. Mizz Rebecca 1 888 430 2010