November 13, 2010

Sharing

Now I know that all you abies out there have been taught to share and not grab toys out of other little ones’ hands.  But I saw this and I thought it made a pretty good case of when NOT to share, lol!  Now I commend these brothers for sharing and all, but I think there is a point when you have got to put brotherly love aside and say, “get your own!”, don’t ya think?? Mommy Gina 1*888*430*2010
April 18, 2009

Stocking the Nursery

I love stocking up the nursery – making sure I have all the cloth and disposable diapers i need, along with plastic pants, powder, lotion, and of course wipes. I like to keep little toys and stuffed animals near by, so you can play while I change that messy little diapy. How I love to make you clean and powdery fresh!  Oh, and did you see?  I got a special frilly dress with matching panties for that special little sissy girl! Now lets get a new, fresh diapy on that cute little hinnie of yours! Mommy Gina 1-888-430-2010
December 11, 2008

THE NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS

‘Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house Not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse; The stockings were hung by the chimney with care, In hopes that St. Nicholas soon would be there; The children were nestled all snug in their beds, While visions of sugar-plums danced in their heads; And mamma in her ‘kerchief, and I in my cap, Had just settled down for a long winter’s nap, When out on the lawn there arose such a clatter, I sprang from the bed to see what was the matter. Away to the window I flew like a flash, Tore open the shutters and threw up the sash. The moon on the breast of the new-fallen snow Gave the lustre of mid-day to objects below, When, what to my wondering eyes should appear, But a miniature sleigh, and eight tiny reindeer, With a little old driver, so lively and quick, I knew in a moment it must be St. Nick. More rapid than eagles his coursers they came, And he whistled, and shouted, and called them by name; “Now, Dasher! now, Dancer! now, Prancer and Vixen! On, Comet! on Cupid! on, Donder and Blitzen! To the top of the porch! to the top of the wall! Now dash away! dash away! dash away all!” As dry leaves that before the wild hurricane fly, When they meet with an obstacle, mount to the sky, So up to the house-top the coursers they flew, With the sleigh full of toys, and St. Nicholas too. And then, in a twinkling, I heard on the roof The prancing and pawing of each little hoof. As I drew in my hand, and was turning around, Down the chimney St. Nicholas came with a bound. He was dressed all in fur, from his head to his foot, And his clothes were all tarnished with ashes and soot; A bundle of toys he had flung on his back, And he looked like a peddler just opening his pack. His eyes — how they twinkled! his dimples how merry! His cheeks were like roses, his nose like a cherry! His droll little mouth was drawn up like a bow, And the beard of his chin was as white as the snow; The stump of a pipe he held tight in his teeth, And the smoke it encircled his head like a wreath; He had a broad face and a little round belly, That shook, when he laughed like a bowlful of jelly. He was chubby and plump, a right jolly old elf, And I laughed when I saw him, in spite of myself; A wink of his eye and a twist of his head, Soon gave me to know I had nothing to dread; He spoke not a word, but went straight to his work, And filled all the stockings; then turned with a jerk, And laying his finger aside of his nose, And giving a nod, up the chimney he rose; He sprang to his sleigh, to his team gave a whistle, And away they all flew like the down of a thistle. But I heard him exclaim, ere he drove out of sight, “Happy Christmas to all, and to all a good-night.” by Clement Clarke Moore or Henry Livingston Happy Holidays little ones 🙂 Mommy Lexus 1-888-430-2010
October 17, 2008

Basket Full Of Goodies!!!!

It is so great to have a basket full of goodies for your nursery. My basket is nice and full for all the wonderful Abies out there 🙂 Lots of cloth and disposable diapers, plastic pants, diaper pins, powder, lotion, warm wipes, Abie toys, and binkies. What fun we have!! If abie is naughty corner time and spanking have to be given, always with love. Sometimes Abies just need some discipline to make them good little Abies. Dommy Mommy Lexus
August 28, 2008

Riddles and Jokes

You walk into a barber shop, there are two barbers. One of the barbers has messy hair and the other has very well cut hair, who do you chose? You have 2 coins that equal 30cents. One of the coins is not a nickel…what are the coins? (yes they’re american money) A guy walks into a bar and says “Ouch”. There are these two guys walking down the street, one with a lab and the other with a chihuahua. The first guy says to the other guy “lets go grab a drink” the second guy says “they wont let us bring our dogs in the bar”. The first guy says “Follow my lead”. The first guy walks in first while the other waits by the door. The bartender says “hey! you can’t have that dog in here!” The guy says “It’s my seeing eye dog”, the bartender lets him through. The second guy walks in and the bartender says the same thing “Hey! You can’t have a dog in here!” The second guy replys the same way “It’s my seeing eye dog” the bartender says “You expect me to believe they gave you a chihuahua as a seeing eye dog?!”. The guy replys with “They gave me a chihuahua??!!” Well, those are all the jokes I’ve got for now. I’ll give you the answers to the riddles later 😉 *Mandy* 1888-430-2010 http://www.phoneamommy.com