December 18, 2010

Favorite Christmas Type Character

Everyone loves Santa…except maybe if he has an ex-wife, then I guess she doesn’t love him all that much. Anyway, who is your favorite Christmas character, it can be from a book, a play, a song, you get the idea. I wonder if you can guess who mine is..go on…take a guess. 100 points to you if you picked this guy: This is the Ghost of Christmas Present. Isn’t he awesome? I think so. Leave it to Dickens to incorporate Death into a story about turning your life around. When I was a little girl this character scared the stuffin out of me. I hid my face against my Dad when I first watched A Christmas Carol with him when this guy popped up on the screen. Stacie 1.888.430.2010
October 24, 2010

Would You?

If you had the opportunity to be in a commercial for diapers would you? I know some of you have this fantasy as I have spoken to you on the phone and we have played out this exact thing. But the question is, if you were to be able to do this in real life would you? I wouldn’t. lol Being broadcast all over the place, and everyone seeing me in a diaper? I can’t even bring myself to show someone who is close to me and knows about my fetish, let alone show the world. And if you can, then you my friend, are much more braver then I will ever be. Stacie 1-888-430-2010
July 31, 2010

Not A Good Idea

Enemas can be fun, enemas can be painful, and enemas can be the most erotic thing in the world. But enemas can also damage. There are some types of enemas that a novice should never partake in. One such type of enema is an alcohol enema. Now some people love to take them, because they get you wasted, and wasted fast. So unless you have experience, or a ‘spotter’ lol don’t take them. You could actually wind up in the hospital from alcohol poisoning, or worse, you could actually die. And how embarrassing would that be? Finding a bottle of Tequila, and an enema up your butt? Stacie 1-888-430-2010
June 23, 2010

Need To Get Back To Happy

I’m in a terrible mood today and I really need to shake it off, but I don’t know how, or even if I want to. Sometimes being in a foul mood feels good. I know that’s contradictory but it’s true. There is something comforting about misery, and as the saying goes misery loves company. Now I just need to find a bunch of people who feel the way I do and hang out with them. It will be heaven. The problem is if you allow yourself to wallow too long in the safety of anger then you some times get stuck that way. I don’t want to be in this mood forever, so I guess I should start to try to get back to being happy. Stacie 1-888-430-2010
June 20, 2010

OH MUH GAWD!

Look, look, LOOK! This lovely piece of sweet goodness is called a Banoffee Pie! MUST….MAKE…..PIE! This thing almost makes me weep with pure want. It’s a mixture of Dulce de Leche and Banana Cream. Good GOD! I know what I am making tomorrow, and you know what? I think you should make it too, so we can all put on 20 lbs. together, as a team, we will be fat, happy and full! Here is the recipe for you: Crust * 1 cup(s) graham cracker cookie crumbles * 1/2 cup(s) pecans, toasted, finely chopped * 4 tablespoon(s) unsalted butter, melted * 2 tablespoon(s) packed brown sugar Filling * 2 can(s) (13.4 ounces each) dulce de leche (caramelized sweetened condensed milk) * 4 large bananas * 1 cup(s) heavy cream * 1 tablespoon(s) confectioners’ sugar * 1/4 teaspoon(s) vanilla extract 1. Preheat oven to 350 degrees F. In bowl, mix crumbs, pecans, butter, and brown sugar. With back of spoon, press onto bottom and 1 inch up sides of 9 1/2-inch springform pan. Bake 10 minutes. Cool on wire rack. 2. Filling: Spoon dulce de leche into cooled crust and spread evenly. Peel and slice 3 bananas. Arrange over filling. In bowl, beat cream, sugar, and vanilla just until stiff; spread over bananas. Refrigerate 2 hours. 3. To serve, peel and slice remaining banana. Arrange over cream. Stacie 1-888-430-2010
June 11, 2010

GO USA!

*puts on cheer leading uniform* We are the(USA) (Audience) Rock your boat We’re feeling fine (Audience) Rock your boat You mess with us (Audience) Rock your boat We’ll blow your mind (Audience) Rock your boat Bang Bang choo-choo train, you let us up we’ll do our thang. We know karate, we know kung-fu you mess with us we’ll mess with YOU! *does a back flip, tumble tumble, split…shakes pom-poms* GO TEAM US AT THE 2010 FIFA WORLD CUP! Stacie 1-888-430-2010
June 5, 2010

Doing Cute

I normally don’t do the cute thing. It’s not me. NOT…AT…ALL! But I found some pictures online and just had to say AWWWWWWW lol. Almost made myself ill doing so too. Wanna see them? Why of course you do, so here they are: Okay I only put three, my favorite is the last picture because they are cupcakes. I love me some cuppycakes! MMMMMMMMMMM! I think I am going to go and make some! Stacie 1-888-430-2010
May 19, 2010

Chubby Cheeks

I love me some chubby cheeks, they are so CUTE! I just want to pinch them, or kiss them, I guess more pinch them, they are so pinchable! PINCH PINCH PINCH! Oh I could hurt someone couldn’t I? lol I mean come on, you know lil chubby cheeks are adorable, you have seen those with them and thought awwwwww. I know you have! Sometimes on the phone someone will get really shy and tell me they are chubby. That always makes me smile because to me it doesn’t really matter. Plus, babies are supposed to be chubby anyway, like I said, I wanna pinch their cheeks! Stacie 1-888-430-2010