December 4, 2015

Birthday for Baby!

There’s a special adult baby who’s birthday is coming up! How fun would it be to have a ab/dl of my own? I can imagine all the celebrating we would have! I would blow up colorful balloons and string them up in the nursery. Maybe even tape streamers to the walls! And what’s a birthday without cake? I would even make it myself. Lots of frosting and sprinkles, and candles. My baby would be sitting in their highchair when I come around with the big cake, and singing ‘happy birthday.’ I would let them try to blow out the candles, but I might be sneaky it they’re having trouble. There’s no way that my ab won’t make a mess with the cake. All that fluffy frosting and crumbly cake would go everywhere! Presents wrapped in shiny paper with curls of ribbon are next up for the birthday baby. What could be in the boxes? Perhaps a big stuffed doggie. Or a kinky toy for mommy to use on bad babies! Call Mommy Lauren at 888*938*7382
November 22, 2010

Thanksgiving Every Day

The table is brimming with good things to eat; We’re surrounded by family and friends; what a treat. The feelings that fill us today can’t be beat; It’s Thanksgiving Day, and it all feels complete. But other days, sometimes things don’t seem so fine; Those days are not polished and don’t seem to shine. It’s then in our minds, we forget all the good, And think of the things we would get, if we could. On days when our thinking causes us dread, If we could remember, it’s all in our head, And not let our minds take our gratitude away, Then we’d make every day like Thanksgiving Day. By Karl Fuchs Happy EveryDay! Mommy Sara 1 888 430 2010
November 13, 2010

Turkey Day Greeting!

Just wanted to wish my x-rated more mature audience a happy upcoming Turkey Day! I am very excited about cooking and decorating. So just for Shits & Giggles, thought I would share the Many fun things will be on my menu ………….. To Drink: Screaming Orgasm Cum shots Sweet Mothers Milk Appetizer: Mini Wieners Beer Battered Nipples Peanut filled Bottoms Main Course: 10lb Apple and Pecan Stuffed Baby Freshly carved Thighs and Breast Mashed potatoes with my Special White Sauce Sweet and Sour Balls Green bean casserole baked in Succulent Pussy Hot warm Buns For Desert: Whipped Cream covered Boobies topped with Nuts and A Cherry Chocolate covered Penises, served over a Nutty Cranberry Sorbet Toasted Marshmallow Lips Carmel filled Kisses It will be a feast! Be sure to finish up with Mommies Monthly Homemade Brandy, it’s floral scent warms and soothes the tummy. Or A cup of Daddy’s Warm Earthy Piss Cider BON APPETIT! Mommy Sara 1 888 430 2010
November 13, 2010

Turkey Day Greeting!

Just wanted to wish my x-rated more mature audience a happy upcoming Turkey Day! I am very excited about cooking and decorating. So just for Shits & Giggles, thought I would share the Many fun things will be on my menu ………….. To Drink: Screaming Orgasm Cum shots Sweet Mothers Milk Appetizer: Mini Wieners Beer Battered Nipples Peanut filled Bottoms Main Course: 10lb Apple and Pecan Stuffed Baby Freshly carved Thighs and Breast Mashed potatoes with my Special White Sauce Sweet and Sour Balls Green bean casserole baked in Succulent Pussy Hot warm Buns For Desert: Whipped Cream covered Boobies topped with Nuts and A Cherry Chocolate covered Penises, served over a Nutty Cranberry Sorbet Toasted Marshmallow Lips Carmel filled Kisses It will be a feast! Be sure to finish up with Mommies Monthly Homemade Brandy, it’s floral scent warms and soothes the tummy. Or A cup of Daddy’s Warm Earthy Piss Cider BON APPETIT! Mommy Sara 1 888 430 2010
December 22, 2009

Yummy Appetizer

Looking for a fun new Appetizer for the Holidays? I found this receipe a few years back and have made it ever since Here Goes: Ingredients: * Small Block of Parmesan Cheese * Box of Pitted Dates * Bacon slices, cut crosswise into thirds Prep: Put oven rack in middle position and preheat oven to 450°F. Slice dates down the center Cut cheese in chunks to fit inside the dates Stuff 1 piece of cheese into each date Wrap 1 piece of bacon around each date securing it with a pick Arrange dates 1 inch apart in a shallow baking pan. Bake 5 minutes then turn dates over with tongs and bake until bacon is crisp 5 to 6 minutes more. Drain on a paper bag or parchment. Serve immediately. Bon Appetite and Merry Christmas! Mommy Sara 1 888 43 2010
November 22, 2009

Thanksgiving Feasting

When the Halloween pumpkins are gone, And the leaves have all fallen to ground, When the air has turned windy and cold, Then Thanksgiving will soon be around. Thoughts of loved ones all feasting together, Pleasant pictures from past times appear To dwell in each heart and each mind– Then Thanksgiving is finally here! The kitchen has scrumptious aromas, The dining room looks oh, so fine, Decorations with pilgrims and turkeys, And now we are ready to dine! First the napkins are placed on our laps; Now the prayer for the meal to be blessed, Then we stuff the good food in our tummies, And we hope for it all to digest! Mommy Liz 1.888.430-2010