August 14, 2010

First Bike

Do you remember your very first bike? Training wheels and all! Do you remember all that hard work with Mom outside trying to ride it all on your own? No training wheels? No Hands? Mom making sure you were covered top to bottom in protective gear? Well if it was long ago you may not recall protective gear, but Moms heart was still all a flutter I asure you! I remember my first bike ride and how proud I felt when mom let go of the handle bars and the back of my seat with her hands and I went flying straight for a mail box! I still have the scar on my knee. LOL. Come take a jouney back in time with me, Mommy Lauren. Mommy Lauren 1 888 430 2010
November 15, 2009

Come on baby it’s time for bed. Crawl into mommy’s lap with your favorite balnkie and let me tell you a story. In a land far away in another time and place there was a man. That man was very unhappy. He had to wear big boy clothes and go to a big boy job. This man didn’t like to have to be  big boy. One day he met a beautiful woman. This woman told the man that she is a witch and she could tell he was very unhappy. The witch told the man that she could do something that would make him very happy. The witch gave the man her address and told him to meet her there at midnight. The man thought this to be very strange but showed up anyways, arriving just minutes before midnight. When he got to the house, he saw there were lots of baby things around but the witch said she did not have any children…yet. When the clock struck midnight, the witch pulled out a small satchel. The satchel contained some kind of dust. The witch took a pinch of the dust and blew it towards the man. Soon the man began to feel funny. He looked into the mirror, he saw that he was shrinking… That is all for tonight my little one, you must get to sleep. Mommy will finish the story tomorrow night. ~Mommy Josie come meet mommy and friends
June 11, 2009

Happy Thirsty Thursday!

Hello Darlings, Just wanted to say “Happy Thursday” or maybe “Happy Thirsty Thursday” hope all your bottles are full and your relaxing happily in your diapers. If anyone is in need of a nice full breast of warm, sweet, Lauren milk then please feel free to give me a call I have plenty on tap …always… Muah! Lauren